Aug. 6, 2007

The Playoff Picture

Most teams have just 20 games left on the season, but the playoff picture is still very much out of focus! Just one team is officially in (and has secured one of the top two seeds at that); meanwhile, just two teams have been mathematically eliminated. That means 11 teams are still in the race for the five remaining playoff spots! We'll take a look at each team's remaining schedule to try to get a sneak peek at the post-season.

It's Over!

As we mentioned above, just three teams already know their post-season fate. The Newark Sugar Bears (103-39; 20 games remaining) have clinched their seventh-straight Hanover Division title. Newark Sugar BearsMeanwhile, the their magic number to clinch the best record in baseball is 10. But even if they somehow don't claim the Commissioner's Cup, they'll still head into the post-season as the No. 2 seed -- which means a first-round bye and home-field advantage in the second round. Oh, and in case you were wondering: The Sugar Bears would have to go 17-3 just to tie the all-time wins record of 120-42, set in 2002 by Arkansas. However, they need to go just 9-11 to set a new team record... The two other teams that have already closed the books on the season did so in a bad way. The last-place Las Vegas Rat Pack (43-98, 21 games remaining) could run the table and still finish no higher than 9th place. The Sardine City Straphangers (48-91; 23 games remaining) also could do no better than 9th even if they won all their remaining games. The Rats "lead" the Hangmen by 6 games in the race for the league's worst record (and thus the best chance at the first overall pick in next year's draft); the Pack's tragic number to clinch 14th place is 17.

Almost In

Two other teams are virtually assured of playoff berths. Philadelphia Endzone AnimalsThe Philadelphia Endzone Animals (89-50; 23 games remaining) have a commanding 15-game lead in the Morris Division race; their magic number to clinch their first-ever division title, and no worse than the No. 2 seed in the post-season, is 7; their magic number to clinch any kind of playoff berth is 6. Another team that's in barring an epic collapse is Matthew's Mighty Men of Marietta (80-60; 22 games remaining). With Newark clinching the Hanover, the best the Mites can do is the top wildcard seed, but they're well on their way to that goal; their magic number to clinch the third-best record is 16. Their magic number just to clinch any kind of playoff berth is 15.

Almost Out

Meanwhile, there are four teams that are calling on Mike and the Mechanics at this point in the season. And how fitting is it that the team most in need of spiritual help is Team Buddah (59-81; 22 games remaining). The 12th-place Buddahs would have to win all their remaining games just to finish at .500, and even then they'd need a lot of help to reach the post season. The Enlightened Ones have a tragic number of 8 before their post-season hopes are officially extinguished -- but then there's always the next life, or in this case, next year... Just ahead of the Buddahs, in 11th place, sits the South Boston Gang (62-79; 21 games remaining). Arkansas Golden FalconsThe Gang have a tragic number of 10 before they are mathematically eliminated... In 10th place, 8 games out of the final playoff spot, sit the Arkansas Golden Falcons (65-75; 22 games remaining) -- but you can never count them out of the post-season. In fact, the Falcs have been to the post-season a league-record 14 straight seasons; the only time they weren't in the big dance was in the league's inaugural season, when only the top two teams went (and they finished 3rd!). That streak will come to an end with 14 Arkansas losses and/or wins by the Sharks. Another streak on the line is their league record 15 straight winning seasons (they've never had a losing record). The Falcs need to go 17-5 (.773 W%) to avoid finishing .500... The final team we're saying is just waiting for the Fat Lady are the Carolina Mudcats (67-73; 22 games remaining). The Fish already have three more losses than they had all of last year, when they were the top wildcard seed at 92-70. The Mudcats are 6 games out of the final playoff spot, and have a tragic number of 16 before they're eliminated. With their next loss (or Philly's next win), they will be officially knocked out of the race for the Morris Division title; Arkansas was eliminated last week, and of course the Hanover race is already over.

Five Teams, Three Spots, One Dream

That leaves five teams fighting it out for the three remaining playoff berths: D.C. Bushslappers, Hillsborough Hired Hitmen, Hoboken Cutters, Honolulu Sharks and Vancouver Iron Fist. In a few weeks, three of these teams will be heading to the promised land and two will be heading to the golf course.

For the table below, we looked at each team's current record and placement in the overall standings; how many games it is either ahead of or behind the 6th place team; how many games the team has remaining, and how many of those are home or away; the "strength of schedule," which is the combined records of all the opponents the team will face; and "weighted schedule," which is each opponent's winning percentage multipled by the number of games remaining against that team. In either case, a higher winning percentage means a tougher remaining schedule; a lower winning percentage indicates an easier schedule.

Team Rank GB Games Left Strength of
Schedule
Weighted
Schedule
D.C. (76-67)
4th +1½ 19 (6 H, 13 A) 419-426 (.496)
10-9 (.533)
Hillsborough (73-67)
5th* 0 22 (4 H, 18 A)
502-484 (.509)
11-11 (.500)
Hoboken (73-67)
6th*
0 22 (22 H, 0 A)
445-539 (.452)
10-12 (.454)
Honolulu (74-69)
7th
19 (14 H, 5 A)
523-462 (.531)
10-9 (.533)
Vancouver (72-68)
8th
-1½ 22 (2 H, 20 A)
463-520 (.471)
10-12 (.454)
*Hillsborough leads Hoboken in the head-to-head tie-breaker (6-2)

D.C. Bushslappers (76-67, .531)

The Bushslappers have had some dramatic ups and downs this season. After getting off to a miserable start (15-26), the Bushslappers rebounded with the league's best record in the second quarter (31-13) to climb back into the race. And after posting the league's fourth-best record over the third quarter (22-16), it looked like they would have an easy time clinching a wildcard seed, if not the Morris Division record. D.C. BushslappersBut the Slappers have gone just 8-12 so far in the fourth quarter, dropping them 5½ games behind Marietta for the top wildcard seed. At the moment, they're just 1½ games ahead of Hillsborough and Hoboken, who are tied for the final two playoff berths. Those 1½ games mean a lot; the 4th place team gets home-field advantage in the first round of the playoffs. But even more importantly, D.C. is just 2 games ahead of the 7th place Sharks and 2½ games ahead of 8th place Vancouver, two teams with vastly more playoff experience. D.C.'s magic number to clinch a playoff berth is still a lofty 19. Coincidentally, they have 19 games remaining -- 6 at home and 13 on the road. That could prove decisive, as the Slappers have a .547 winning percentage at home but just .515 on the road. D.C.'s remaining Strength of Schedule is somewhat deceptive; .496 doesn't look too tough, but 11 of those 19 games are against quality opponents. It includes six games against the Sugar Bears, all in Newark, including the last four games of the season; three games in Honolulu; and two, at home, against Hillsborough. D.C. has a losing record against all three teams, going a combined 9-17. But they also have a chance to be a bully as they have three games against 13th place Sardine City, three against 12th place New Jersey and two against 11th place South Boston. So far this season, the Bushies have gone 21-8 against those three teams.

Hillsborough Hired Hitmen (73-67, .521)

The Hitmen are tied for 5th place, but hold the tiebreaker against the Cutters as they've gone 6-2 against them this season. The Hitmen were in 9th place at the All-Star Break, but came back with a furious third quarter, posting the league's second-best record (27-14) over that stretch to jump all the way to 5th place. They've hit a rough patch, losing 7 out of their last 10, and they'll have to pull out of it soon as they have very little margin for error, with just a half-game lead over 7th-place Honolulu. Hillsborough Hired HitmenThe Hitmen have to be troubled by the fact they've already played most of their home games; their remaining schedule has just 4 games in Hillsborough, where they have a .597 W%, and 18 on the road, where it's .429. Six of those road games are against the woeful Rat Pack, including their final four games of the season -- but the Rats are 4-2 against the Hitmen so far this season. The rest of the schedule is tough: Four games in 6th-place Hoboken, three in 3rd-place Marietta, two in 4th-place D.C., three at home against the plucky 9th-place Mudcats, one at home against the 7th-place Sharks, and three in 2nd-place Philly before finally closing it out with that four-game set in Vegas. Out of all those opponents, the Hitmen have been impressive only against Hoboken (6-2) and Carolina (7-3), while they've been beaten up by Marietta (3-6) and Philly (3-7). They've essentially split the series against D.C. (6-5) and Honolulu (5-6). The Hitmen have a tough road ahead of them as they look to give owner Brent Campbell his first playoff appearance since 1998. 

Hoboken Cutters (73-67, .521)

Usually 6th place is a precarious position, but the Cutters might have the most going for them heading into the final 22 games of the season. First up, and most importantly, all 22 games they have left on their schedule will be played in Hoboken, where the Cutters are 33-26 (.559); Hoboken Cuttersthey're a .494 team on the road. In addition, the Cutters have the weakest strength of schedule remaining,  with their opponents combining for a .452 winning percentage; they're tied for the easiest "weighted" schedule at .454. The Cutters face just one team with a significantly better record -- the 3rd-place Mighty Men -- and they only face them once (and they've gone 7-5 against them so far this year). However, they also have two games against 7th-place Honolulu, a team they've gone 4-7 against, and four games against 5th-place Hillsborough, who they've gone 2-6 against. They just have to avoid getting hammered in those 7 games, as they simply have no excuse if they can't beat up the other teams on the schedule: six games against 11th place South Boston, three against 10th place Arkansas, three against 13th place Sardine City and three against 14th place Las Vegas. The Cutters are a combined 24-11 against those four teams this year, and remember, all those games are at home. Is it too much to expect the Cutters to win 16 out of their last 22 games? If they can do that, they'd be virtually assured of their first playoff appearance since 2002.

Honolulu Sharks (74-69, .517)

The Sharks are just a half-game out of the post-season, but they may have the longest odds of any team to reach the party at this point. The Sharks have by far the toughest remaining schedule of any of the five contenders; of their seven opponents, just two have losing records. And while the Sharks do have the second-most home games remaining, with 14 against just 5 road games, that's not the boon it is for most other teams -- the Sharks are just 34-33 in Honolulu (.507) compared to 40-36 on the road (.526). Honolulu SharksIn fact, the Sharks have the league's 4th-best road record, but just the 9th-best home record. The Sharks remaining schedule is three games against the 8th-place Iron Fist; three home games against 4th-place D.C.; three at home against the 9th-place Mudcats; 2 in New Jersey against the 12th-place Buddahs; two at home against 1st-place Newark; one on the road against 5th-place Hillsborough; two on the road against 6th-place Hoboken; and then they end the season with another three-game set home against the Fisters. But there is some good news: The Sharks have winning records against Vancouver (5-1), D.C. (7-2), New Jersey (7-4), Hoboken (7-4) and Hillsborough (6-5); only Newark (4-7) and Carolina (4-5). So, while those teams combine for an impressive .531 winning percentage overall, the Sharks have gone 40-28 (.588 W%) against them so far this year. That also means the hold the tiebreaker should they land in a tie with any of the other four contenders. After finishing dead last in 2006, can the Sharks return to the post-season waters they occupied from 2003 to 2005?

Vancouver Iron Fist (72-68, .514)

After missing the post-season in back-to-back years -- after missing the playoffs just once in the first 11 years of the league -- the Iron Fist roared back as the top wildcard seed in '05 and as the Morris Division winner in '06. But now it looks like the storied franchise may have taken another step backward as they find themselves 1½  games out of the post-season. But Owner/Commish Yaro Zajac is eeriely confident about his team's chances this year; in fact, he's reportedly scheduled to fly overseas to scout for baseball talent in Eastern Europe during the final two weeks of the season. "I'm confident I will come home to find my Iron Fisters where they belong -- in the playoffs!" Zajac declared before boarding a 747 bound for the Republic of Elbonia. So does the Commissioner know something we don't know? Well, the Iron Fist have been playing better as of late, winning 12 out of their last 19 games. Vancouver Iron FistThey also have a relatively easy schedule the rest of the way -- second-easiest if you go by raw strength of schedule (.471), and tied for easiest if you go by weighted schedule (.454). On the other hand, they have the most road games remaining of any contending team, with just 2 games at home and 20 away. That's particularly notable for the Iron Fist as they're much better at home (.570 W%) than on the road (.443 W%). In fact, their only remaining home games are against two teams they should beat anyway, 13th place Sardine City and 9th place Carolina. They face the 7th-place Sharks six more times this season, all in Honolulu; and so far this year, the Sharks are 5-1 against the Iron Fist. They also have three games at third-place Marietta and three at second-place Philadelphia. But at least they should be able to take care of business with three games against the 14th place Rat Pack, three games (including the one home game) against 13th place Sardine City and three games against 11th place South Boston. To have any chance of moving past two of the teams ahead of them in the standings, the Iron Fist will have to take all three of those series, and probably sweep one if not two of them. Luckily for the Iron Fist, they've fared relatively well against all these teams except Honolulu (1-5) and, surprisingly, South Boston (3-7). They've battled to essentially a draw against Marietta (4-5) and Philly (5-5), while posting winning records against Las Vegas (7-2), Sardine City (6-3) and Carolina (7-5). The final three games of the season between Vancouver and Honolulu, could decide which team finishes 6th -- unless one has already been eliminated or clinched!

Cecil Fielder was the first selection in the DMBL's inaugural draft in 1991. Since then he's enjoyed a solid career as a member of seven DMBL teams. He is now retired and serves as the color man for the Columbia Rattlesnakes radio team. Click Here for past articles.