COLUMBIA RATTLESNAKES
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Owner: Brian "Dizzy" Dissler |
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Team Notes![]() ![]() (8/1/03) After another losing season, GM/Owner Brian Dissler has had enough. Manager Gary Carter and his coaching staff were given their walking papers Friday. "Statistics show it's best to fire people on Fridays" said Dissler. "There's less chance of an incident." Replacing Carter is former Met Lee Mazzilli. Maz has brought in Rusty Staub to tutor the Snake hitters and recently-retired DMBL great David Cone will take over duties of the pitching coach. "Rusty has proven that he knows how to get hits" said Mazzilli in a press conference yesterday. "And Cone knows the ins and outs of pitching in the DMBL." Although Cone has never pitched for Columbia, he is happy to accept the role. "I always saw potential in some of the guys this organization had" said Cone. The new staff will take over in time for Friday's matchup against Vancouver. ![]() ![]() When closer Todd Jones became injured for the second time this season, management took no risks. Jones went on the DL the next day and signed veteran Jeff Shaw. Shaw had spent the last few years with Austin and later Harrison. In the three games since he has been signed, Shaw is off to an impressive start, saving two games, while working a perfect inning in each game. When asked if Shaw would stick when Jones returns from the DL, GM Brian Dissler would not speculate though he hinted at the fact that it was a possibility ![]() When drafting rookie reliever Kelly Wunsch, no one knew what to expect. Wunsch has proven the non-believers wrong, however, as he has been the most solid reliever in the Crusader pen. Wunsch has compiled a 4-1 record with 3 saves and a sparkling 1.98 ERA in 26 games. He is second only to reliever Mike Williams in apperances. "Kelly's really solidified an area that has been a problem in the past for us" said teammate Chuck Finley. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Manager: Lee Mazilli Hitting Coach: Rusty Staub Pitching Coach: David Cone | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Stadium: Crusader Park (Shea) |
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